1:24 AM i think im bloody round.
imean my face
and aiyo.. just the whole person la...
im soo round..
like the earth.
then i feel like rolling around when i walk
all cos im so round.

hmm. but nevermind.
cos i've thought of something to counter my round face syndrome
and its called the poor man's diet.

so basically i have around 5 bucks per day
and i can eat whatever i want with that 5 bucks.
not more than that..
i can eat less. get not so round face and save moneh.
woooah. am i genius?
yeah. i think i am....wahha
you. dont roll your eyes. aiyo

hmm.. is 5 bucks too much? maybe 4? ya,,
4 bucks per day.
i'll try.. seriously..
and i'll see whether it works

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today i was on my way home.
then saw a rat... in the drain..
rats really have red eyes...
so scary.. or maybe it was some car's headlight.
ya wutever/
then cos i have to cross over that drain
and that piece of thing just keep stayin there starin at me like im really really round.
(which i just might be)
eerhemm.
then i tried to scare it away.
with my handphone....
oooo dazzlin lights
but it just stared..and stared .. and stared..
totalleh not amazed or frightened at the least bit of this ubo(unknown bright object.)

just then
bom. someone threw a hard object on the ground
it was a piece of scrap cardboard.
and scared the little thing outta its wits.
oooo. my hero...
and as i raised my head to give this brilliant gallant knight
a bright white multimillion dollar smile,
i realized he was a black bangla.
why do i say black bangla?
why not just bangla
since all bangla are black?
well. no.. i saw a not so black bangla on monday afternoon...
wow. yes wow
and yes. he was loiterin near my residence as well.
my area is a hot place for all these people know.
hmm thats besides the point.
back to the story.. the bangla just smiled.
and trust me. his smile was like a BILLION KATRILLION KAFILLION dollar smile
momentarily, eunos seemed so bright. wow.
that was his power..

and amazing enough..
i know this bangla..
hahahahaa.. yes i have a bangla friend
cos he used to talk to my maid. lol..
they were pretty good friends.. i think.
or maybe a couple/ ya. thats a huge possibility.

im totalleh overwhelmed by the fact that banglas are actually quite nice.
since i've alwyas been surrounded by racist people.
who taught me that they are dangerous people.
really. banglas are nice people..
ok,fine some are nice.. not ALL
but im blardy proud that i have a bangla friend...
heeeeeeee.
I HAVE A BANGLA FRIEND!
really im quite excited about this.. hahahaaaa.a..aa..a.a..aa.a.a.a.


ya. so thats a story about my friend, whose name i do not know.
lmao

yaya. today was havin fever in mornin.. quite mild la..
cos of a small little ulcer
but please dont think nothin of an ulcer
cos tho its small. its really powerful
esp. when you have infection on your ulcer.
that is like woah

so this morning my ulcer[in my mouth la]
was bleeding.
and there was yellow pus
which was visible.
and its damn painful.

and went to see dr ko again. how many times have i gone there ,, aiyo.
anyways the other day went for an 'operation' which ended up to be an injection in my nose. lol
erm ya.. so back to where i was .
well. dr ko. just took our some surgical knives
and ask me to lie on the small tiny squeezy not-really-a-bed bed.
and gosh. he injected some anaesthetic thing
and my whole mouth just went numb.
no pain.
haha. wow. thats good ey?
well. nono.
he continued and boldly just use that seemingly merciless knife
and cut out my ulcer. and man. it was BLEEDING LIKE BLOOD.
CUT OUT MY ULCER.
please picture that.
A KNIFE> CUTTIN OUT AN INNOCENT ULCER.ouch
ewwww,
and after that he used this sucker machine thing and suck out the yellow pus
yes. it was yellow. yellow.
somethin like mustard.
a ;little more liquidy.
ew.
im really sorry if i disgusted you.
but well. i have a moral behind this story.

next time when you have an ulcer.
please make sure you put some medicine
be it the xiguashuang, salt or the western wax thing.
just do something.
if not you'll get ulcer infection.
which can possibly lead to
fever
tongue infection
etc/

waaaaaaaa/ i think im damn knowledgeable.
hahahahahhaa
erhem..
ya//

tomorrow im goin to sentosa for the sentosa outreach thing.
ooo amazin race and other games.
and guess wut.
im a GROUP LEADER.
how kewl is that. waha.
hope i dont get sunburnt
cos its painful
esp when the skin peel.
aiyo. but thats not the main point.
lol
and im in a group with ALL of yulan's friends.
primary school friends
so scary..
then i 'll feel outta place.
and if they discriminate me,
i'll peng(long.lmao)

please be nice people.

yaya. so i betta go sleep naw
cos im super duper tired

lalala. christmas is coming.
this' the season to be jolly lalalalala lalalala.
yay
jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
yay
ok. so my point is to say. merry merry early christmas everyone.
ta

--------- my ulcer got scar. ouch.